Tiffany W. and I are both feeling sick today. We’re both toying with the idea of going to the doctor. We spent most of the morning watching baby shows on TLC and evaluating the color of our mucus on google. Now it’s noon, we’re still in our pajamas, we’re still watching baby shows on TLC, and we’re checking our symptoms on webmd.com. Anyone who watches The Office knows about this very reliable tool, lol. The Symptom Checker told us some very disturbing things, so after discussing this, we both feel that this is the best course of action:
1. Call the church.
“Great things are happening at Allison Park Church. How can I help you?”
“Hi, this is Grace and Tiffany. Can you please tell Chris that we’re at the hospital? We both have headaches and webmd.com’s symptom checker said we’re having brain aneurysms. Thanks!”
2. Go to Giant Eagle to buy medicine and junk food.
3. Do nothing. All day long. Especially not listen to Tiffany’s mom plan her wedding for her. Come to think of it, maybe that’s why we have headaches.
